CataclysmicStarCataclysmicStar

Main Favorites Reviews Stats
Add to Favorites

Recent Movie Reviews


Metal Gear Awesome 2.5 Metal Gear Awesome 2.5

Rated 0 / 5 stars May 11, 2008

I think I've seen worse...

... and that's the frightening part. While I do realize that this is meant to be a "parody", I think you're missing the point of the idea. You have simply taken the animations that Ergoraptor did and trivialized them. While the animation was not bad, the fact that you really didn't move the sprites much and the rampant overused presence of a penis made me gag. A lot. I was very disappointed by the entire animation and the fact that this has any association with Ergoraptor's work. The ONLY thing in common with the animations he made is that you incorporated similar-looking sprites and that the topic is (generally) the same.


People find this review helpful!

Mr. T Vs Unicron Mr. T Vs Unicron

Rated 2 / 5 stars July 31, 2007

Hour-long credits?

I wouldn't say the movie was bad - what little I saw of it wasn't - but I will agree that you can't draw. XD However, if that really is your style, good job for sticking to it! Sadly, I couldn't bring myself to watch the whole thing right now, because the credits that I had the patience to sit and watch took about five minutes or so. I'll come back and watch the rest later - but my recommendation to you is to cut the credits time down by about half, if not more.



LITTLE KIDS SUCK MY DICK! LITTLE KIDS SUCK MY DICK!

Rated 0 / 5 stars May 15, 2007

.. I wasted my time downloading that?

Okay, seriously. What was that supposed to be?
Graphics: Not all that bad, considering. I liked the fade-in effect on the 'main screen'. But that was about it. The drawings were awful and .. Well, generally, it sucked. A lot.
Style: I don't know what style it was in and I wouldn't say you had any style in making this. So, no style.
Sound: I liked the music!
Violence: Wasn't any.
Interactivity: Yes, there were buttons. Yes, you could push them. The end.
Humor: I didn't see anything funny about this submission at all.
Overall: No content, nothing to grab my interest, nothing funny or violent, unimpressive graphics ... Zero, my friend. A flat, uninteresting zero.


F4Gg0T responds:

i'd like to see your drawing skills fucking faggot

Recent Game Reviews


What Game Is It? What Game Is It?

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars December 18, 2006

Not impressed.

Graphics: It looked like the entire thing was assembled very quickly. I wasn't impressed.
Style: Great, other than the spelling errors ("obviouse"?). It's a good idea, but the tiny buttons and the annoyance of getting my mouse positioned *just right* to even be able to see the hints ruined it. Also, while the questions are great, anybody playing a translation of any of the games won't know the exact quotes as you have them written.
Sound: What sound? My volume's up, the sound was turned on, and there was nothing.
Violence: None.
Interactivity: If you're capable of clicking the itty bitty little buttons, then I guess you can play, or something.
Humor: It wasn't funny.
Overall: This game could have a lot of potential if you'd do more work on it. I would consider resubmitting at a later date.



Kramer Tirade Soundboard Kramer Tirade Soundboard

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars December 5, 2006

Not impressed.

Graphics: The buttons were placed randomly and were different sizes. The colors were annoying and the screen was nearly too small for everything that was crammed into it. The "extras" were difficult to read, if not often impossible, because of graphics quality.
Style: Overall not a bad idea, but it was messy.
Sound: Audio clips were sub-par, messy, and difficult to understand. Probably recorded too loudly, and massive amounts of background noise mean it's hard to tell what he's saying at any point in time.
Violence: None, unless you count cursing. Which I don't.
Interactivity: Well, you could click buttons to make it do things. But past that, it wasn't interactive at all.
Humor: Some of the quotes were funny, most weren't.
Overall: Work on your audio quality and graphics. There are so many soundboards out now that if you want to have a chance, you have to make a great one that will stand out the first time around. I wish you better luck in the future.


Gangsta-Goat responds:

First off all, moron, have you even heard the damn tirade tape. The audio is from a shitty cell phone AND PEOPLE ARE YELLING AND SCREAMING IN THE BACKGROUND. Do us all a favor and kill yourself to save us from your seed.


Gar@RRfG@KeerrFFjj@@@@@@@ Gar@RRfG@KeerrFFjj@@@@@@@

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars November 7, 2006

What WAS this?

This wasn't a game, there was little to no interaction, it wasn't in a language I would think most people here would or could understand, the music was annoying, the art was at best atrocious, there was no discernable plot or point to the whole thing, it was entirely in black and white, and because it was all stick-figure-y, it was difficult to make out. Overall, I would say that this 'game' has absolutely no purpose and no place being peddled to the online community. Maybe there's something in this I missed. Maybe it's because I can't read Japanese/Korean/Taiwanese or whatever language it's in. Maybe it's just because the whole thing REALLY DOES SUCK. It's hard to say. But I have a feeling it isn't just me.